Conservative Books are...

Padded helmet books

Clown head inside a mickey mouse type castle and the globe looms in the distance.

“I want to teach my kids everything that liberals hate!”

– A January 6th Domestic Terrorist

A clown looking at you with a castle on it's head. The earth is behind and is a balloon.

Say no to clown world

You see what I see, men self-identifying as an attack helicopter… Women are now called “birthing people”… cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria… Do yourself a favor, cushion that old noggin of yours (and your children) with our patented “Leftist idea blocker” technology. I call it b.o.o.k. Not just any books, books that go against the madness. We want to create books that parents and children will enjoy.

Wake Up Karen!

Is safety the most important thing above all else? Join Karen on a short, satirical adventure. Will she wake up or remain asleep?

What we want to do next

Idea number 1

People need some education on writing product reviews. Teach your kids and adults how to NOT write bad product reviews so that the world is a better place.

Idea number 2

There’s enough sex in the world. We want a book on MARRIAGE education.

Who writes these Books?

Who is G. Host Writer? G. Host Writer creates funny, inspiring, and misinformation filled masterpieces. Let the censors cry, and the fact checkers fry. G. Host Writer also likes video games, redacted top secret files, and street tacos. G. Host Writer reads all your reviews and submits them to the National Security Agency because you are all domestic terrorists now, obviously.